Thursday, May 21, 2015

The Next Move

Well, the move for Blue Bird was a big bust, couldn't find him, wait a minute, what is that. It's a hat with a blue feather. What does it mean, I couldn't find him at the club, maybe now. As I looked at the feather I say a note, the note said I am living, just don't try and find me.

Don't try and fine me, who said that.We don't were you are. Looking for this bird is like looking for a M-dollars.


Sunday, March 29, 2015

FIND BLUE JAY BIRD

FIND BLUE JAY BIRD MYSTERY

Hello my name is Kitty Cat, feline private detective and super hero. Last night I got my first assignment, the voice on the phone said find Blue Jay Bird. Mrs. Bird received a ransom note demanding 25 bags of Gold KC bird seed or Blue Jay Bird dies in a most ugly way. Mrs. Bird said she has no clue what Gold KC is. Help, I need help, save my husband Kitty Cat. Do you know where he was last seen, he said he had an appointment last night at some bar and grill on the lower Westside.

Upon investigation I found Blue Jay Bird was last seen at The Bird Bar and Grill knocking back double blue berry martinis, the bartender said he seemed nerves he kept looking over his left shoulder, like he was expecting something to happen. My analytical mind went into over drive this dive is located in the worst part of town. Not the type a place you would think of finding  a successful accountant from across town hanging out in place with sleazy crocked characters.  Apparently this was not the first time Blue Jay was there.

As I entered the bar I took it all in, the bartender looked and smelled like he hadn’t bathed in a week, and the scent of the bar was like smelly wet socks.

I asked the bartender do you know Blue Jay Bird he said, who wants to know, Kitty Cat Private Detective. Maybe I do and maybe I don’t, he said, what do I get for telling, how does $20.00 bucks grab ya, he took the bait! Blue Jay was here, what’s wrong, oh I just need to find him. Maybe he’s hanging at the Top Hat Dance Club down the street.

One more thing did he mention anything unusual; he just mentioned he was expecting a big pay off. Than his cell phone rang and out the door he went, that was the last time anyone saw him. Did you notice anything else, yes, he left me a big tip $15.00 bucks he never did that before he said don’t tell anyone he was here. Just as I walked out of the bar on my way to the Top Hat Dance Club my cell phone rang, hello Kitty Cat here. The voice on the other end said I heard you’re lookin for Blue Jay Bird, I got some information meet me at 10th and
Rail Street
at , hey what’s your name, the phone went dead.

MORE TO COME

THE MYSTERY STARTS

The Mystery Starts


Allow me to introduce myself I am Ms. Kitty Cat  detective and super hero and I'm for hire, I fight evil and I stand for justice honor and peace. Lets start from the beginning. I always knew I was different from my kitten hood I was always trying to figure out the puzzles that made people tick. I never played the games other little kitties played, I wanted to track down the guilty, the bullies and take them down. I also discovered something very special about me which I never shared with a living soul  not even my mother and dad.

Make no mistake, I can take you dirty guys down with one bounce.

I fight for Justice, Honor, Truth, Respect, Loyalty. Mighty Kitty Cat Justice don't mess with me buster, Kitty Cat Feline Detective For Hire.

It was a stormy night I was in my SUV patrolling the neighborhood when my cat cell rang, it was a strange ring, with my kitty powers I knew this was going to be a very strange case, actually it was going to be my first case. On the line was Mrs. Blue Jay Bird screaming my husband is missing help!!!! Calm down Mrs Bird tell me what has happened. And so it begins.